My body clock is completely destroyed.
I can no longer get to sleep before 5am and waking up before noon is a serious struggle.
I am going to cry when I have to come back to London!
The silver lining is that it has become perfectly acceptable to roll out of bed onto a sunlounger at 2pm and wash breakfast down with a bottle of rosé the size of your torso.
After a swim and a sunbathe, we popped back to the hotel.
On the way we ran into a singer called Neyo who asked if we fancied going to one of his parties at Pool Beach.
I'd never been and Jess is a huge fan of Neyo's so we said yes.
What followed was one of the most bizarre, vulgar but fun afternoons I could have imagined.
The girls and I watched wide eyed as thousands of pounds worth of champagne was showered over the eager crowd.
House music pumped from the speakers and we wiggled, danced & laughed until we were hoarse.
Poppet!
We strolled home with huge Mr Whippy icecreams as the sun was setting.
After a supper of Boursin, brioche, meats and peaches we made our way to Gotha to watch Neyo do his thing.
Audren Dimitris our big Parisien teddybear!
Seek out one of his clubs next time you're in Paris and you're guaranteed to be treated like royalty.
I didn't know too many of Neyo's songs before but I know I'm going to have them stuck in my head for weeks to come.
I imagine the confetti will stick around all week too.
Bikini info:
Mine: Agent Provocateur (currently on sale for £40!)
Phoebe's: Victoria's Secret
Jessica Rabbit's: River Island
Headband: Claires
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"The girls and I watched wide eyed as thousands of pounds worth of champagne was showered over the eager crowd."
ReplyDeleteYou are the last person I expect to see at a rap party/video Rosie!
Me too Anon, me too.
DeleteOh w/ev it's like Spring Break all over again! Trashy, but oh so fun in limited quantities. At least champagne is better than foam! :P
DeleteI bet Neo loved your friend with the big butt!!!
ReplyDeleteI heard wedding bells!
DeleteYour life is incredible. This looks like a real summer!! I don't know how you do it Rose.
ReplyDeleteAlso love the bear dress, I could never wear that but it suits you perfectly. xxx
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how come you look whiter than at the beginning of your holiday?
ReplyDeleteJust the lighting.
DeleteWhat fun! That bottle of rose is brilliant. Love the bear dress.
ReplyDeleteYour life is pure insanity...this one holiday is more exciting then my whole year, and you remain utterly lovely and gorgeous throughout! Hope it has been as incredible as it looks
ReplyDeletexxx
I freaking Love NEYO!
Haaa wow! Your hair looks amazing all curly - not that it doesn't normally of course. When on holiday I don't think it matters what time you crack open the giant bottles of wine - if anyone questions it the obvious answer is always 'But I'm on holiday!'.
ReplyDeleteIm in love with Phoebe.
ReplyDeleteMe too.
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Deletejust too fab for words.
ReplyDeleteLove visiting your blog for a slice of glamour and fabulousness!
Oh the bear dress!!! :D I can't tell you how much I love that bear dress <3 looking beautiful as always! Seen as my holiday this year is in blackpool I am living vicariously through you and yours hehe!
ReplyDeleteHow much does it cost to spray all that champagne?
ReplyDeleteI dread to think!
DeleteWhat did you pay?
DeleteNothing, we were his guests. If I pay for champagne I like to drink it!
DeleteOH MY YOU GOT TO MEET NE-YO HE IS MY ABSOLUTE FAVORITE! I'm incredibly jealous, haha!
ReplyDeleteWow! Pool beach looks amazing! Im going to cannes in August, would you reccomend it?
ReplyDeleteMmm... I had an amazing day because I was with 2 of my best friends, but I personally didn't like Pool Beach.
DeleteI thought the whole thing was really vulgar and wasteful. Also I imagine the actual pool is just riddled with disease!
Baoli Beach is a much better option for the day time, but maybe go to P Beach for one afternoon just for the experience.
If you're a group of girls don't pay, just walk up and you'll go in free.
Ditto with all the clubs. Just walk to the front of the queue and the door picker will come grab you.
Obviously you'll have to pay if you want a table etc.
Hope you have an amazing time! xxx
Love your honest advice Rosie!
DeleteMe and my friend are going to Gay Pariiis for her birthday in September. Anywhere good you recommend for a good party/clubbing experience? :D
NE-YO ♥
ReplyDeleteI need to pick my jaw of the floor-OMG you TOUCHED NEYO--he's so bloody HOT its practically illegal. *Sigh* Rosie you win, I didn't think I was gonna get jealous of your holiday but you just pulled out the best card in the pack-I salute you.
ReplyDeletexoxo
Ivy (Green eyed jealous, hyperventilating, lost for words reader)
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Hey Rose, I know this is a bit off topic but I am in desperate need of your advise. A guy I really like has asked me over to his on Monday evening so he can cook me dinner and I have absolutely no idea what to wear! Pretty lame problem but you have such great style I thought you would be the perfect person to help me. I don't want to wear heels particularly and I don't want to look like I've spent a whole week fussing over what to wear, which I clearly will be doing! Any ideas you could pass my way would be very much appreciated! Thank you! Abi x
ReplyDeletep.s. Cannes looks completely wonderful, I have spent the last couple of days looking at flights to Nice and working out if I can really afford another holiday!
Hey Abi,
DeleteYay how exciting! Ok don't stress, as it's at his house you can be super chilled.
If it's sunny just wear a nice sundress, sandals and a blazer or a little jacket you can take off when you arrive. If it's not then I recon leggings/jeans and a nice top would be perfect.
Hair natural and down and very casual relaxed makeup.
Also take a bottle of wine, not an expensive one I think £15-£20 is a good price zone.
Have fun and let me know how it goes!
xx
Hey Rose,
DeleteWonderful advice, I went with my skinny jeans and a colourful silk vest with a little jacket. The evening was fabulous, we got a little distracted and the steak he had been cooking ended up being completely over-done, while at this point I would have been freaking out, he very calmly said 'ah well, I'll just knock us up some pasta'. This very nonchalant statement was followed by him grabbing some eggs and flour and showing me how to make pasta from scratch and a yummy sauce. I knew Italian men were suave but seriously he blew me away. Please feel free to take a little bit of credit for my wonderful evening as I felt much more confident due to the clothes I was wearing. You're a superstar!
x
wow. this is what i call vacation :)
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As if you just happened to bump into Ne-Yo! Unreal! :) Where is you bear dress from? Too sexy!
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ahhh you look like your having the most amazing time! can't beat a girly holiday im off to italy at the begining of august and your photos are getting me really hyped up! also lovig your bikini but what an absolute waste of chanpagne haha xx
ReplyDeleteYou're having the dream holiday :)
ReplyDeleteJust read that chris brown has just arrived in Cannes ... think it's time for you to head back to sunny London town.
T xx
I didn't know your hair is naturally curly- mine is as well and I have lots of it! How do you manage to tame it a bit when you want it to look slightly more "done"? Yours looks beautiful naturally though!
ReplyDeleteI was wondering the same thing! Did you use any sea salt spray and defrizzer? What a magical time y'all are having - keep it up so we can all enjoy as well! xoxokar
DeleteOMG you had met Ne-Yo!! Lucky you girls!
ReplyDeleteLove your bear dress, I remember the post in with you bought it!
XOXO
Cami
Your life is UNREAL.
ReplyDeleteI really love your curly locks.
ReplyDeleteI'm glad you said 'vulgar' first. What a damn waste of Cristal - not directed at you but your host .
Looks so fun :) I was in the South of France this time last year and it was so much fun! However I was not partying with Ne-Yo haha!
ReplyDeletethis looks absolutely incredible.
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Wasteful but looks like you had fun and at least it was free!
ReplyDeleteaw geez agent provocateur should have PAID you to wear that you look so incredible and predictably it is all sold out now... ha!
ReplyDeletewhat a time you are having - enjoy! you're going to need a holiday to recover when you get home :)
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Haha, the return of the gorgeous bear dress! Love this! Glad you're having such a good time, it looks amazing xxx
ReplyDeleteI'm sorry but I just clicked on the link to your Agent Provocateur biknini and your body is SO much better than the girl modeling it.
ReplyDeleteWhy do they need to use annorexic models? I would never have bought it looking at her but you look sublime lady!
They should be paying you.
I cant believe I was in Cannes at the same time as one of my favourite bloggers :)
ReplyDeleteYour life... is not real. I am so jeally! Looks like you all had an AMAZING time.
ReplyDeleteYour life is fabulous. You're fabulous.
ReplyDeleteThat's all that can be said about that. I need to find girlfriends like you and your friends :)
amazing!! Looks like you're having the best time! I've been going to bed at 5am these days too but for way less exciting reasons hahah. I'm already looking forward to your Yacht Week posts :D
ReplyDeleteI cannot even BELIEVE you met and hung out with NE-YO! SERIOUSLYYYYY!!! So cool. He's huge here (Canada).
ReplyDeleteYour body is bangin'.
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Your hair looks so nice like that!
ReplyDeleteWow you girls all look incredible in those bikinis., I'm seriously jealous!
ReplyDeleteAh Rosie! you look drop-dead darling :) and god you've got a killer bod! xxxx
ReplyDeleteYour life looks amazing! I'm so jealous x
ReplyDeleteyou and your friends look like you're having the time of your lives! so jealous!
ReplyDeleteI was just wondering, are there any workouts you do? I read the anti diet and that is basically what I do as well, but I feel there's toning I still need to do. Just wondering! :)
xx
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THIS IS BRILLIANT! The photo of you in the Bear dress with the smoke behind you is awesome.
ReplyDeleteWow!!
ReplyDeleteI should go there...it's seems as you really have fun!!
I should try to convince my friends with your photos...they have to accept my offer to go there! LOL
The Lady Posh
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Lulu
So fab you met Ne-Yo. :-) You should make him come to London to party.
ReplyDeleteI am literally in awe of you life... Seriously. I don't even have words for this.
ReplyDeletexoxo
Cassie
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Thanks ladies!
Wow!!!!! What an experience you're having this holiday. I am completely and utterly beyond jealous...Enjoy yourself and soak up some more sun for me!!
ReplyDeleteTHE BEAR DRESS. Where can I acquire such a gem?????
ReplyDeleteAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH! VIP WITH NEYO!! WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT!
ReplyDeleteHi Rose,
ReplyDeletePlease can you tell me where your sunglasses are from? I've been searching for a similar style for so long! Can't believe your holiday, utterly amazing, and you still have Greece Boat week to come! lucky girl!
I think I need you and your friend's workout routine (if you guys have any!) stat! At the brink of sounding like a perv here, but dang you girls look freaking hot in a bikini!
ReplyDeleteHi Rose , where did u get the bear dress
ReplyDeleteI love Neyo
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can I just say you look superfine in the grizzly dress!
ReplyDeleteHottie-Alert!
I was hanging out with him in Ibiza the next day....They really do go hard
ReplyDeletewow, you are one lucky girl. I LOVE your life
ReplyDeleteRosie? Hair? WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteAh! I have that Bikini (The Agent P) Love it, super flattering :)
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